The 12 day coma

On a Halloween night, two boys and one girl, named Brody, Josh and Aimee, went to forty houses to trick or treat. The houses were all decorated with popping out ghosts and flying zombies, zooming from tree to tree. There were even skeletons coming up from graves! They had to get to the houses without being attacked by the scary Halloween decorations!

Aimee got past them by using an invisible cloak, she was dressed as Ironman. The cloak was very very hard to wear over the bulky costume. Brody, who was Luke Skywalker for the night, ran past the ghosts and zombies by jumping behind bushes and trees and with his light saber he cut through the some strings so the zombies could not fly anymore. Josh shot through them all, with rocket rollerskates, which was hard to put on because he was dressed as Aimee the waitress and the skates were one size too small for his feet, it was worth it though because the smaller skates were cheaper!

When they got to the houses, each house told them to take as much candy as they could get into their buckets. Little did the people know, the trick or treaters had 2000 to fill! So, all of the containers got full! Aimee, Josh and Brody took from eight o’clock at night all the way until one o’clock in the morning to fill up all 2000 pails.

The next day, the three kids ate allllll of the candy, in one hour! They got stomach aches, it hurt so bad. Their bellies felt like bombs about to explode! They went to the hospital. When they got to the doctor, they told them that they had a candy infection of the intestines! They had to be in a coma for twelve days!

Twelve days later, Aimee, Josh and Brody finally got out of the hospital. The kids realized that they should only eat two pieces of candy each day. The doctor had told them that if they had a candy infection one more time, the coma would last twenty four days!!! So they never ever ate that much candy again.

Then they went rollerskating around the blocks they went trick or treating on. They noticed all the scary decorations were gone! Brody was the first one to fall down because he was not very good at this. Aimee was the second, she had only practiced four times. Josh finally fell, he had only practiced one more time than Aimee. And then they had a big laugh!

They went home and drank some nice, SUGAR-FREE, hot chococlate.

2 vampire jokes

Q: what kind of vampire delivers mail?
A: a stamp-ire!!!!

Q: what kind of vampire sets up a tent?
A: a camp - ire!!!

Joke #2

Q:  What Wolf does not have any clothes on?

A:  an under-were wolf

Santa's New Year's Eve Party!

Santa wants to have a party, so he invites his elves and his reindeer and everybody at the North Pole.  After working hard at Christmas, he decides to have a New Years Eve Party.   Everyone is there at Santa's house.  They had blue and orange striped hats.  They had blow horns and confetti.   They made nachos in the microwave.  Everyone was having a wicked awesome time!   At 8 minutes to midnight, Santa puts on the news on his 92 inch plasma tv, and he sees that a storm is coming.   An ICE STORM!  The ice storm took out all the power.   The disco ball, the lights, the DJ, the microwave, the heater, and the oven all went out.  OH NO!  Santa had to hurry to get the power back on!  He found jumper cables in the car.  He hooked one end to Rudolph's nose and he hooked the other end to a generator.  And then all the power came back on!  Tom Sawyer, the song by the band Rush, came on the DJ stand so everybody was pumped and they went and danced on the floor.  Everybody ate some cheesesticks out of the refrigerator.  And everybody had a good time!  The end.

Joke #1

Q:  What fish is really good at golf?

A:  a Par-rannah!